Sunday, May 11, 2008

"We're mighty blessed."*

Dear Jenna Bush,
THANK YOU for choosing a wedding dress with straps. If I see another bride grabbing for the same satin strapless A-line gown that highlights her tan lines and back fat, I will scream.

Also - props to her for what seems like a relatively free-wheeling outdoor wedding. In my mind, weddings of the Republican elite tend to be buttoned-up, indoor affairs, but Jenna's wedding looks like it won't be too different from my cousin's wedding this June.

Too bad about the groom, though.

*Actual quote from President Bush regarding Jenna's nuptials


Mella DP said...

That is a great dress. But have you helped anyone gown shop lately? It seems almost impossible to find anything that's not that ubiquitous horror you described.

muranogirl said...

They are all strapless in the stores and not flattering at all on everyone!
Her dress is lovely and will indeed start a new trend. It only takes one good-looking bride to get things started.

lindsey kathlene said...

I lol'd at this post. Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a teenager?

Sneaky Chic said...

"Too bad about the groom, though"

You are hilarious! Thanks for making me choke on my coffee!