Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Breaking news: Anthropologie bedding is a rip-off

On the left: "kissing pleat bedding" from Anthropologie. On the right: organic cotton bedding from West Elm.

Total cost of a queen size duvet cover and two shams at Anthropologie: $316

Total cost at West Elm: $128

The bedding at Anthro is (reportedly) 300 thread count; at West Elm it's only 230. But the West Elm stuff is organic. (They're both listed as imported items - who wants to bet they're the exact same bedding from the same supplier?)

Should it shock anyone that Anthro inflates their prices nearly 250%?

Buy bedding at West Elm here. Gawk at high prices of Anthro bedding here.

New Anthro catalog!

I told Anthropologie to stop sending me catalogs (seriously) but they keep sending them anyway. It's like they know the catalogs are like porn/crack for me, and I can't get enough of them. Ah well. Here are some highlights.

Heritage stripe tank, $88
It's gray! It nips in at the waist! It's a winner.

Puckered Tank, $48
For sticky days when you don't want to wear anything tight-fitting.

Midnight sun top, $98
This is just pretty.

Savannah Blouse, $58
I dunno, I just thought t his was cute, and it comes in various colors. What more do you want from me?

Forking Road Overcoat, $148
I feel compelled to call this coat "fucking road overcoat." Anyhoo, this print is show-stopping. The shape is very similar to a black trench I already own. But would the bold print overwhelm petite little flowers like myself? Please advise.

Malinalli Float Top, $78
For those going for the pregnant but sporty look. Also, the color of this top is described as "bannana." Oh Anthropologie copywriters, you slay me.

Well-Weathered Blazer, $148
Ok, I love this jacket, but double-breasted garments looks weird unbuttoned, and sometimes my girls want to breathe, ya know?

Country Sampler Bag, $78
Anything described as "folksy" normally gives me hives, but on this bag the needlepoint stuff looks kinda graphic and cool.

Ode-to-Wings Bag, $98
I am sorely tempted by this bag. The shape is delicious. But naturally, it's covered in birds. BIRDS! WHY IS EVERYTHING COVERED IN BIRDS? Oh well, at least they're not butterflies.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

I dream in colored gemstones

I am obsessed with gemstones. When I was little, I had recurring dreams in which I would come upon masses of gemstones spilling out of a treasure chest, or filling up every corner of a hidden room. I would throw myself into the piles of shimmering jewels - purple, pink, green, blue, all there in spectacular detail, to look at and touch and feel. I would pick up handfuls of the loose stones and feel their coolness as they slipped through my fingers. I would stuff my pockets with stones, but saved the very best ones for my sweaty hands.

I was thoroughly convinced that if I held the most beautiful rubies, sapphires and emeralds tightly enough, they would still be in my fists when I woke up.

Sadly, this never happened. Again and again, over the span of years, I woke up from the dream with balled fists and no gemstones.

Now that I'm grown up, I know that I can have those faceted stones, smooth and cool and winking in the light, in my hands. I don't have to dream about them - I just have to pay for them.

So I bought one of these bad boys today. It doesn't have the clarity of the gemstones in my dreams, but it will make a nice necklace.

And I bought a pair of these - yellow jade in an unusual shape. Reminds me of the flesh of a pear.

Both are from beadersboutique on etsy.

Then there's this other bead store on etsy, bestbeads. If you were to ask me to describe the colors and shapes of the gemstones in my childhood dreams, I would show these to you.






Now, I hate the phrase"I covet these," but...I covet these. They bring me back to the irrational, eternal excitement of dreaming about gemstones, and seeing their colors and feeling their shapes so vividly I was convinced I could take them with me.

Pretty oh so pretty


With my interest in makeup awakened, I find myself thrust into the weird world of limited-edition makeup (as if makeup is artwork or, I dunno, fancy cars?)

Anyway, this eyeshadow palette, from newly launched Fafi for MAC, caught my eye. It's pretty and unoffensive...much like me I suppose. I shall go to Nordstrom and poke at it, like a chimp using a stick to probe a termite mound.

Monday, February 4, 2008

It's an earring...it's a necklace!

These Anthropologie earrings were my favorite earrings for two weeks or so. I bought them online, loved them, and promptly lost one traipsing around Portland.

I put the remaining earring on my roadrunner tray on my couch (that tray is the epicenter of my life, by the way) and stared at it for about a week, then eureka! I realized it would easily lend itself to being reinvented as a pendant.

So I did. And now I have a pretty new necklace.

This week's theme is "reinventing stuff into cool things you can use," by the way.)

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Mixing the perfect lip color

On Thursday I wrote that I bought Benetint, this supposedly miraculous product that gives your lips and cheeks a wonderful natural glow. In truth, it's basically a small container of Kool-Aid priced at $28, and even when the Benefit makeup artist put it on me in the store, I wasn't too impressed. It didn't go smoothly on my lips - perhaps because my lips need to be exfoliated, but that's beside the point. And it had an artificial, bright red-pink color that was sort of fun, but hardly the natural, good-genes look I wanted.

When I got back to work, I went on makeupalley.com and found this (click for big):







Basically, this says you can buy organic red/pink food dye (made with beets, most likely) and it will stain your skin just the same way, for much less money.

Benetint, by the way, is colored with carmine, a red dye made from crushed insects (seriously). I'm not particularly freaked out by dead insects on my lips, but I'd prefer beet juice any day.

So, I headed down to Whole Foods today, and they didn't have any organic food coloring. Drat! I stopped at Rite Aid real quick, in case they had canned beets. They didn't have those. Time for Plan B...

I went home and assembled:
a. various colored lip glosses, most of which I rarely wear
b. some plastic utensils and containers
c. cocoa butter and Burt's Bees lemon-lime lip gloss, which I use on my lips all the time. These were to be used as bases.

You need to understand that lipstick simply doesn't work for me; it dries out my lips and looks terrible, and I don't like all the artificial colors and other nasty ingredients in it. I enjoy lip glosses, but I am always drinking water or eating something, and they last about five seconds. Thus my enthusiasm for a no-fuss, preferably all-natural stain that will actually last if I apply it in the morning.

Closeup of some of my items. I wear the Burt's Bees lip gloss on the far left; not so much the three items on the right. My mission: add color to the stuff I do wear, so I'm actually using products I've paid money for, while adding some much-need color to my lips.

My first experiment: adding color (Burt's Bees lip shimmer in Rhubarb) to cocoa butter. (I love cocoa butter, by the way. It tastes/smells good, contains Vitamin E, and moisturizes everything from lips to dry or sunburned skin. Best of all, it's dirt cheap and non-fussy. Find it at any drugstore.)

The colored lip shimmer mixed readily with the cocoa butter. I kept adding more color, testing it on my lips as I went.

I added more color and more cocoa butter, mixing with a plastic knife, until I was happy with the formulation.

A sample of the new lip balm on my finger. It's a semi-sheer red/pink.

The finished product! It tingles a bit, since the original Burt's Bees lip shimmer had a ton of peppermint. As desired, the cocoa butter tones down the color and peppermint flavor/tingle of the original product. I'm also happy I can apply it with my fingers now.

By the way - the container is from the Benefit counter at Macy's. The makeup artist put a little sample of body scrub in it, which I used this morning. I like these little containers, and I'm going to ask for more when I return the Benetint.

Next, I went back to the original "lip stain" idea. I've used cherry juice to make pink frosting before...could I use cocoa butter to make a colored balm with staining power?

Unfortunately, even the promise of beauty can't overcome the law of physics. Water does not mix with oil (cocoa butter). Darn! Scrap that idea.

Next, I turned to the Zuzu lip gloss, a lovely dark red (Zuzu is a vegan line of cosmetics carried at Whole Foods, by the way). Would it mix with cocoa butter? Yes, though my main problem here was getting enough red out of the tube of lip gloss.

The result: a small amount semi-sheer, rusty red gloss.

Next, I turned to some random coral lip gloss I bought at a crappy strip mall clothing store in Mira Mesa. Would it make my trusty Burt's Bees lemon-lime lip gloss a pretty coral color?

I mustered the courage check out the ingredients on this mystery gloss. I was pleasantly surprised. The color comes from titanium dioxide and iron oxide, not artificial color.

I teased a bunch of lip gloss out of the tube, then scooped the waxy lemon-lime gloss from the pot with a plastic knife.

I kept adding more and more coral lip gloss to the Burt's Bees stuff, until the pot was empty and I was tired of getting lip gloss out of the tube bit by bit. Mixing them together was simple - the lip gloss may be solid and waxy in its normal state, but it was pliable as soon as I scooped it out. I didn't have to warm it up or anything.

The finished product: a semi-sheer coral gloss in the original Burt's Bees packaging.

My three new lip colors.

Closeup of the finished products. The two pots will go in my purse, and the rusty red gloss in the larger container will stay at home. I'm curious to see how they age, and if the colors will stay true.

Lessons learned: Hacking cosmetics is cheap and fun. Cocoa butter and other neutral, nourishing lip balms are excellent vehicles for oil- or wax-based lip colors (lip glosses, lipsticks and tinted lip balms). Petroleum jelly or even ChapStick (or maybe even plain beeswax?) would work fine as bases for homemade lip colors.

I will continue to look out for organic red food coloring to use as lip stain (which can be topped with lip loss, though not directly mixed with it). I really do want a no-fuss lip stain!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Current jewelry crushes

Here are a few goodies from my etsy favorites. I'm still on the lookout for another statement necklace to add to my collection, but it'll be hard limiting myself to just one!