I want to go to the Benefit counter at Macy’s during my lunch break and try various magical lip treatments, but my garlic breath/general garlicky aroma (lingering from last night’s dinner) is so bad I’m pretty sure the girls at the counter will be like “What the fuck? I’m not getting near her!”
My life is tough.
Maybe my breath will be better after I eat lunch?Trip Report: I went, I got made over, and I walked out with $60 worth of BeneTint and brow shaping stuff. Yee-ouch.